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March 04, 2005
A Humorous Look at Computer Addiction
This post is a humorous solution to Computer addiction and making the most of your time. If you don't feel like a laugh... just skip this post...
Does your wife or girlfriend accuse you of spending too much time in front of the computer? She may be sitting in the living room watching something on TV, just lying in wait for you to come out of the den to get a drink. Then she attacks!
Or it could be you're at work; it's Friday afternoon. No one feels like working Friday afternoon. You can't wait to start your weekend. The device to the left is the answer to your prayers. It's a flask that looks like a cellphone that you can fill with your favorite beverage.
Your wife will walk by the den to see what you're doing and she will think you're making an important call. Or your boss will see just how dedicated you are to making the most out of Friday afternoons (unlike the other employees who can't sit still in their seats because they are itching to get out of the office). Maybe you will get a raise!
Of course one thing leads to another. It is nice to be able to enjoy a drink at home in your den or in the office, but there remains the problem of bladder pressure. You certainly don't want to give the wife any chance to attack, or you don't want your boss to see you staggering around the office trying to remember where you left the bathroom. Heck! That would just kill any chance of a raise!
The Internet Urinal is the magic solution. Really both of the items are indispensible for anyone who is trying to get the most out of their time in front of their computer.
Enjoy your Friday! Try not to work too hard.
Posted by Steve MacLellan at March 4, 2005 08:14 AM
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Steve,
I think you have identified a whole new market here!!!!
Internet Cellphones & Urinals!!!
I guess you will be putting up an Affiliate program as well, LOL
Posted by: Kevin Robb
at March 4, 2005 03:48 PM
Hey Steve, almost wet myself laughing over this one! the mind is racing coming up with other groovy things to keep within reach of the computer, for all of us computer-addicted tech heads out here!
cheers
TeEna
Posted by: AbfabTeena
at March 21, 2005 08:04 AM
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